Children and Adulting and Autisming

There is a freedom that comes with having children around. It starts with their lack of expectations. Those big, round eyes don’t have an idea of who I should be, they haven’t developed those advanced skills of pre-conceptions and pigeonholing.

Children love it when you listen. They love it when you try to answer their questions. They love honesty. They love fascination.

Children love all my best traits.

Yesterday we had a family day out to an aquarium. When I told people we were going, some nodded a knowing nod and pigeonholed it as “something for the kids to do”.

Because it is. My children love water, they love fish, they love lights. And so do I.

There are many things that I do, because I’m autistic, that are easier to get away with when you have children around. I love to sing. I love to make up mindless doggerel about whatever it is I’m doing, and turn it into a ditty as I wander. It’s a great way to keep my mind focused and for staving off tendrils of distraction that can lead to over analysis and worry.

I try not to sing when I’m “adulting”, but when the children are there? Well, I’m probably just an enthusiastic mother, doing it for them. They find it hilarious, they join in. If I stop then they urge me to do more. I live in the land of song, it would be rude not to.

And so I sang my way around the aquarium, and I ran with them from exhibit to exhibit. When a mother apologised for her son’s enthusiasm, as he flapped his arms outside the shark tank, with a gentle, “He’s a little overexcited”, I grinned at him and did the same, saying, “He should be! It’s exciting!” and we all smiled.

I pointed at all the rays, and stared, eyes-unfocused at the jellyfish tank. I found all the poison-dart frogs, and I soaked up their venomous skin with my eyes.

We took turns skipping from tank to tank, my husband smiling proudly at our joy in everything. We shared facts and loves. We made fish noises and went round and around the shark tank looking for the Moray Eel.

The otters were asleep, so we did some otter whistling to assure them that they were right to hide. We curled our fingers like seahorse tails, and reminisced about finding mermaid’s purses on the beach at home.

As we left I felt like skipping, and so we did, all the way to the car.

A lot of my autism is enthusiasm, passionate and raw and immediate. Containing it takes some effort. It’s exhausting. Not letting my brain focus on singing, means it looks for other things to keep it occupied. It will focus on variables and risk analysis, and catastrophising, instead of connecting and interacting with the world.

We all need to let our fascination out at times, children are a parent’s secret weapon against other adult’s judgement.

I’m working towards being so secure in myself, that I won’t need them around to be me anymore. It is my plan. That and being an old lady who wears purple and does what she damn well pleases. Those futures fill me with joy.

I have spent a lifetime learning to contain all my best bits, and it has left me isolated and confused. It’s time I gave the world a chance to judge me properly, not on how well or poorly I mask, but on who I am. Warts and poison-dart frogs and all.

15 thoughts on “Children and Adulting and Autisming

  1. I love your​ enthusiasm and wish you were my mom! Lol that would be difficult since I’m a 65 year old woman. I have long wondered if I might not be autistic, and have always felt comfortable with children and animals. I feel much of my life I just didn’t or couldn’t grow up, which isn’t a bad thing at all. You go girl!

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  2. Love it! Making up ditties is a favorite pasttime of mine. Came in so handy when I taught preschool. Now, that was a world where I could be me.

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  3. You shouldn’t hold yourself in. Who cares what other adults think? They’ve lost themselves over time and they’re getting you to do the same thing when you feel judged by them. You’ll live life happily and freely while they’re miserable listening to peer pressure.

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  4. I, too, harness that blunt enthusiasm. Yes, the more I have to keep an eye on it, the more wearing it is. As a teacher it’s been a balancing act–watching the enthusiasm, others’ reactions, my own words before they pop out, my joy–and trying to find a sustainable middle point to keep my tongue from slipping up while maintaining the joy. My son’s friend repeatedly forgot that I am an adult and kept letting his tongue slide into the gutter. Each time I’d squirt him with a little water to remind him. He finally confessed how confused he was (he has very staid parents).
    It is the humor that has gotten me into trouble at my job more than anything else–not knowing when or where to stop, letting something slip that I immediately knew I was going to hear back on.
    I appreciate your comments regarding kids as that points to why I chose to become a teacher to start with. Then after getting blackballed enough times, I switched to teaching adults. It was wonderfully cognitively dissonant to sing nursery rhymes with updated words when I taught in prison–it really threw out students’ expectations of what my classroom was ‘supposed’ to be.
    Thank you Rhi for your lovely writing, your humanness, and your humanity.

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    1. You are more than welcome. Thank you for sharing your story with me. I love that you found a new way to bring your angles to the people who needed you. It’s all about finding a way that fits us best.


  5. Im the same. Beautifully explained. Thank you
    Im still finding out which parts of me are because of autism or not.
    I didnt think my childlike nature was part of it, only gloomy one.

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  6. My wee lassy loves when I act daft and have fun. She’ll say mummy I love that you are so crazy. She laughs her head off and gets hyper. I feel as if I’m becoming more and more like her every day and that’s great.

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